210: The One With Russ

Written by Ira Ungerlieder.
Transcribed by Josh Hodge.
Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
RACH: Joey, would you slow down? They’re not gonna be sold out of papers at one o’clock in the morning.
JOEY: I’m excited! I’ve never gotten [...]

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209: The One With Phoebe’s Dad

Originally written by Jeffrey Astroff and Mike Sikowitz
Transcribed by Josh Hodge.
Minor additions and adjustments by Dan SIlverstein.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]
PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see [...]

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208: The One With the List

Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane
Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu]
Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]
RACH: Ross kissed me.
MNCA: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
RACH: It was unbelievable!
MNCA: Oh my god, oh [...]

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207: The One Where Ross Finds Out

Originally written by Michael Borkow
Transcribed by Josh Hodge
Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
RACH: So, how was the [...]

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205: The One With the Baby on the Bus

Originally written by Betsy Borns
Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu]
Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.

[Scene: At Monica and Rachel's.]
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Why is he still crying?
ROSS: Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops [...]

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204: The One With Phoebe’s Husband

Originally written by Alexa Junge
Transcribed by Josh Hodge.

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c’mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is [...]

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203: The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies

Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins
Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips
With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: Hey.
MONICA: So how was Joan?
CHANDLER: I broke up with her.
CHANDLER: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
CHANDLER: I’m tellin’ you, she leaned back, I [...]

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202: The One With the Breast Milk

Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider
Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips
With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he’s gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but [...]

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201: The One With Ross’ New Girlfriend

Written by: Jeff Astroff & Mike Sikowitz
Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips
With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what’s happened so far. Ross was in love with [...]

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124: The One Where Rachel Finds Out

Written by: Chris Brown
Transcribed by: Dan Silverstein
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
Ross: And here’s little Ben nodding off…
Monica: Awww, look at Aunt Monica’s little boy!
Phoebe: Oh, look, he’s got Ross’s haircut!
Rachel: Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) [...]

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