504: The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Written by: Michael Curtis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I’ve been waiting for you.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my [...]

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512: The One With Chandler’s Work Laugh

Written by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza.]
Rachel: Come on Joey!!!
Joey: Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it’s not that big of a deal, so [...]

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511: The One With All The Resolutions

Teleplay by: Suzie Villandry
Story by: Brian Boyle
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]
Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there [...]

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510: The One With The Inappropriate Sister

Written By: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
With Help From: Aaron Miller
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
Joey: What are you doing?
Ross: I…reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf: meats and dairy. (There’s nothing on the [...]

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509: The One With Ross’s Sandwich

Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]
Phoebe: What am I sitting on?
Chandler: Top of the world? Dock of the bay? (He tries to think of another but can’t) I’m out.
Phoebe: (taking something out of the couch) [...]

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508: The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks

Written by: Greg Malins
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness.]
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Ross: I couldn’t possibly eat another bite.
Joey: I need something sweet.
Phoebe: Does anyone wanna watch TV?
All: Yeah, sure.
(She starts pushing [...]

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507: The One Where Ross Moves In

Written by: Perry Rein & Gigi McCreery
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling.]
Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe’s women?
Joey: No, look. (Shows him the magazine.)
Chandler: That’s a pig.
Joey: I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her.
(Ross enters and [...]

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506: The One With The Yeti

Written by: Alexa Junge
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you’re living under my roof!
Monica: What?!
Joey: Look, just because I know about you two, doesn’t mean I like looking at it.
Chandler: Aren’t you supposed [...]

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505: The One With All the Kips

Written by: Michael Curtis
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I’ve been waiting for you.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my [...]

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503: The One Hundredth

Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: The Hospital, Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow.]
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Nurse: Hi.
Phoebe: Hi, yeah, hi! I’m umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.
Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?
Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really [...]

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